I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle

I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$31.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

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Only 4 for $6, idk these don't last long. I wanted to try them because my dogs love being spoiled but I think I'll stick to pig ears at a discount from Petco. They are very hard, some chews crumble or soften as the dogs knaw at them during the day. However these chews didn't last longer than 10 minutes compared to actual no rawhide alternatives I have used. These didn't do that. No upset stomach so that's a plus. The smell was similar to pig ears also, texture was different. No slimy residue w/ it unlike with the regular 100% pig ears. Helped with plague build up but there is still plague on insicor tooth. Probably won't buy again, meh.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2025

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Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 4

Dog bones

Good price dog likes it not enough in bag and can choke if dog chews it down

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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026

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Kathy Rogers